At my sister’s wedding the Pastor announced that they will be serving two distinctive blends of coffee in celebration of this special occasion.
There were long lines for coffee after the ceremony. When it was Grandma Reynold’s turn, the server asked her which coffee she would like to try. Confused she replied in the affirmative: ‘please’.
The server smiled and then proudly explained the two featured coffee blends – a Guatemala Antigua Molino and a Malawi Mzuzu Private Estate Peaberry Express.
Not understanding a single word of what was just said, my grandma replied, “Oh, so I suppose they couldn’t afford Folgers.”